1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074
OpenSubtitles.org require your login in mx player
for uploading subtitles, please login now

2
00:02:11,561 --> 00:02:13,829
So did you like
the movie?

3
00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:16,307
I think the movie was good.
Yeah.

4
00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:18,468
It was very
entertaining.

5
00:02:18,469 --> 00:02:19,668
What about you?

6
00:02:19,669 --> 00:02:21,270
I liked it.

7
00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,272
It wasn't
what I expected.

8
00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,308
Too many people
in this...

9
00:02:25,309 --> 00:02:27,276
in this movie theater.

10
00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:29,578
Yeah?

11
00:02:29,579 --> 00:02:32,015
I don't do very well in--
with crowds.

12
00:02:32,016 --> 00:02:34,183
I know.

13
00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,122
It was great,
you know,

14
00:02:39,123 --> 00:02:41,090
very well done,
very well done.

15
00:02:41,091 --> 00:02:43,826
And the way he
describes, you know,

16
00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:48,064
the different steps that
led him to do that--

17
00:02:48,065 --> 00:02:49,765
that's what's
interesting.

18
00:02:49,766 --> 00:02:51,967
It's a documentary
kind of movie.

19
00:02:51,968 --> 00:02:54,103
I thought it wasn't
going to happen.

20
00:02:54,104 --> 00:02:57,440
They kept saying,
"Oh, we're not gonna get away with this."

21
00:02:57,441 --> 00:03:00,643
And they did.
I was surprised.

22
00:03:00,644 --> 00:03:03,079
Yeah, it was good.

23
00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,148
Would you
watch it again?

24
00:03:05,149 --> 00:03:07,183
Yeah.

25
00:03:07,184 --> 00:03:09,852
Sorry to interrupt.
Have you decided on a wine this evening?

26
00:03:09,853 --> 00:03:11,854
- Yes.
- What would you like?

27
00:03:11,855 --> 00:03:14,690
Can--?

28
00:03:14,691 --> 00:03:17,093
- red is good for you?
- Yeah.

29
00:03:17,094 --> 00:03:19,028
Can we get
a bottle of--?

30
00:03:19,029 --> 00:03:22,298
The first time he asked
for money was two years ago.

31
00:03:22,299 --> 00:03:25,535
The second time--
six months ago.

32
00:03:25,536 --> 00:03:29,439
And now,
two days ago,

33
00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,874
he's asking
for some more.

34
00:03:34,478 --> 00:03:36,179
And he's a friend.

35
00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:38,448
And, you know,
I help him.

36
00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:41,451
But it's a lot of money
we're talking about.

37
00:03:41,452 --> 00:03:43,752
And it never ends.

38
00:03:45,989 --> 00:03:47,623
So what do I do?

39
00:03:47,624 --> 00:03:49,292
What would you do?

40
00:03:49,293 --> 00:03:52,095
<i>It sounds like he's</i>
<i>taking advantage of you.</i>

41
00:04:08,878 --> 00:04:11,080
It's good
to see you.

42
00:04:11,081 --> 00:04:13,749
It's always good
to see you.

43
00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,488
Thank you.

44
00:04:23,527 --> 00:04:25,294
Come here.

45
00:04:40,511 --> 00:04:42,411
<i>Attaboy.</i>

46
00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:43,746
<i>Get 'em.</i>
<i>Get 'em.</i>

47
00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:46,449
Good.
20, 19,

48
00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:49,051
18, 17.
Focus.

49
00:04:49,052 --> 00:04:51,887
16, 15, 14...

50
00:04:52,956 --> 00:04:54,957
Two.

51
00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:56,792
Good stall here.
Good stall.

52
00:04:56,793 --> 00:04:59,262
Beautiful, Zizzo.
Drop it down.

53
00:04:59,263 --> 00:05:02,298
Attaboy.
Good set.

54
00:05:02,299 --> 00:05:03,932
Ow.

55
00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:05,868
- I'm just kidding.
- How're you feeling?

56
00:05:05,869 --> 00:05:07,936
- All right.
- Eat your Wheaties this morning?

57
00:05:07,937 --> 00:05:09,772
- My Wheaties?
- Yeah.

58
00:05:09,773 --> 00:05:12,241
I had my muscle milk this morning,
Wheaties after.

59
00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:14,377
So what's going down?
What's new?

60
00:05:14,378 --> 00:05:17,280
You want to hear everything
or just recent things?

61
00:05:17,281 --> 00:05:19,982
Let's start at two or three
and work your way up.

62
00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:22,552
Let me ask you
a question.

63
00:05:22,553 --> 00:05:23,786
Yeah.

64
00:05:23,787 --> 00:05:25,788
What are you doing
this weekend?

65
00:05:25,789 --> 00:05:27,423
What am I doing
this weekend?

66
00:05:27,424 --> 00:05:29,425
No, the other trainer
I'm working with.

67
00:05:29,426 --> 00:05:32,662
- I don't know. I don't know.
- I do.

68
00:06:49,722 --> 00:06:53,092
<i>Chelsea, I'm ordering breakfast.</i>

69
00:06:53,093 --> 00:06:55,060
<i>Do you know</i>
<i>what you want?</i>

70
00:06:55,061 --> 00:06:58,264
I'll just have whatever you're having.
Thank you.

71
00:06:58,265 --> 00:07:01,033
What about the bailout?
How do you think that's going to turn out?

72
00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:03,936
That's not
gonna work.

73
00:07:03,937 --> 00:07:06,172
You need more money
in the system,

74
00:07:06,173 --> 00:07:11,010
a lot more money than
what the government is putting in.

75
00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:14,880
It's just
the beginning.

76
00:07:14,881 --> 00:07:20,385
So I don't know
what to tell you.

77
00:07:20,386 --> 00:07:24,223
I think it's better
to stay cash and...

78
00:07:25,792 --> 00:07:28,694
that's what I do anyway,
so it's good for me.

79
00:07:28,695 --> 00:07:30,362
No it's not.

80
00:07:58,791 --> 00:08:01,126
I'm out of here.

81
00:08:01,127 --> 00:08:03,262
Thank you
very much.

82
00:08:03,263 --> 00:08:06,431
- I hope I'll see you soon.
- Me too.

83
00:08:06,432 --> 00:08:08,734
- Take care.
- You too.

84
00:08:08,735 --> 00:08:11,403
<i>I met with Philip</i>
<i>on October 5th and 6th.</i>

85
00:08:11,404 --> 00:08:16,141
<i>I wore a Michael Kors dress and shoes</i>
<i>with La Perla--</i>

86
00:08:16,142 --> 00:08:18,710
<i>I wore a Michael Kors</i>
<i>dress and shoes</i>

87
00:08:18,711 --> 00:08:20,980
<i>with La Perla lingerie</i>
<i>underneath</i>

88
00:08:20,981 --> 00:08:23,215
<i>and diamond stud</i>
<i>earrings.</i>

89
00:08:23,216 --> 00:08:27,552
<i>We met at 7:30 at the hotel</i>
<i>and had a drink downstairs.</i>

90
00:08:27,553 --> 00:08:30,389
<i>He liked my dress</i>
<i>but didn't go into detail why</i>

91
00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:33,058
<i>and didn't mention anything else</i>
<i>about my appearance.</i>

92
00:08:33,059 --> 00:08:34,659
<i>So how did it go?</i>

93
00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:37,162
It was fine.
We had a nice dinner,

94
00:08:37,163 --> 00:08:41,733
you know, went back
to the hotel.

95
00:08:41,734 --> 00:08:44,303
But he's
very well endowed

96
00:08:44,304 --> 00:08:47,706
and sometimes I just can't
handle him that long.

97
00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:52,677
Lucky for me, though,
he's attractive,

98
00:08:52,678 --> 00:08:55,247
so that helps and I
at least enjoy myself.

99
00:08:55,248 --> 00:08:58,284
But it was weird
when I left.

100
00:08:58,285 --> 00:09:01,653
He didn't even stand up

101
00:09:01,654 --> 00:09:04,856
to hug me or say goodbye
or kiss me on the cheek.

102
00:09:04,857 --> 00:09:08,827
It was a very
awkward departure.

103
00:09:08,828 --> 00:09:11,563
He's never
done that before.

104
00:09:15,168 --> 00:09:17,303
<i>We ate dinner at Blue Hill.</i>

105
00:09:17,304 --> 00:09:19,104
<i>Philip didn't ask</i>
<i>for a menu</i>

106
00:09:19,105 --> 00:09:21,140
<i>and had the chef serve us</i>
<i>a five-course meal,</i>

107
00:09:21,141 --> 00:09:23,275
<i>a different wine</i>
<i>with each course.</i>

108
00:09:23,276 --> 00:09:26,245
<i>We went to the 9:40
showing of "Man on Wire"</i>

109
00:09:26,246 --> 00:09:28,880
<i>at the Sunshine Cinema.</i>
<i>And he liked the movie.</i>

110
00:09:28,881 --> 00:09:32,484
<i>We went back to the hotel</i>
<i>and talked for half an hour,</i>

111
00:09:32,485 --> 00:09:34,320
<i>mostly about</i>
<i>a friend of his</i>

112
00:09:34,321 --> 00:09:37,656
<i>that keeps borrowing money from
him and not paying it back.</i>

113
00:09:37,657 --> 00:09:41,893
<i>Then we had sex for about an hour.</i>
<i>After, we talked about--</i>

114
00:09:41,894 --> 00:09:46,832
<i>After, we talked for about 15
minutes and he fell asleep.</i>

115
00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,901
<i>At breakfast he briefly told me
his worries regarding the economy</i>

116
00:09:49,902 --> 00:09:52,904
<i>and said I should invest</i>
<i>my money in gold.</i>

117
00:09:52,905 --> 00:09:56,208
<i>He also mentioned a book about
how the Federal Reserve works.</i>

118
00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:58,377
<i>He didn't make</i>
<i>another appointment.</i>

119
00:10:01,814 --> 00:10:03,315
<i>Sometimes clients think</i>
<i>they want the real you,</i>

120
00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,584
but at the end
of the day they don't.

121
00:10:05,585 --> 00:10:08,887
They want what they want you to be.
They want you to be

122
00:10:08,888 --> 00:10:11,256
something else.
They don't want you to be yourself.

123
00:10:11,257 --> 00:10:13,859
Suppose I'm that rare
client that really wants to--

124
00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:15,894
if they wanted you
to be yourself,

125
00:10:15,895 --> 00:10:18,297
they wouldn't be
paying you.

126
00:10:19,866 --> 00:10:22,434
I know you've been buying
five sessions at a time.

127
00:10:22,435 --> 00:10:24,436
Right.

128
00:10:24,437 --> 00:10:27,339
You realize you're losing
money by doing that, right?

129
00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:30,009
But I'm taking it
as it goes, you know?

130
00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:32,844
I know. I hear that.
The whole thing is is, like,

131
00:10:32,845 --> 00:10:36,281
if you buy more sessions, obviously
you're gonna save a lot more money.

132
00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:38,917
I think our relationship is good.
You're liking what we're doing.

133
00:10:38,918 --> 00:10:41,553
- You do a great job.
- You're feeling good. You're looking good.

134
00:10:41,554 --> 00:10:43,622
You've gained
five lbs. of muscle.

135
00:10:43,623 --> 00:10:45,790
- You're on your way to a six-pack.
- I'm trying.

136
00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:48,894
I don't think our relationship
is going to end soon.

137
00:10:48,895 --> 00:10:51,863
So my suggestion is let's
have you buy a bigger package--

138
00:10:51,864 --> 00:10:54,866
- like 25 or 50.
- What did I do last time? 10?

139
00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:57,602
- You did five.
- That went quick.

140
00:10:57,603 --> 00:11:01,206
So if you did 25 or 50, you'd be saving,
like, 20 bucks per session.

141
00:11:01,207 --> 00:11:04,609
So you're looking
at saving $400.

142
00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:08,647
And I know times are a little crazy,
but that's my point.

143
00:11:08,648 --> 00:11:11,316
I know what I pay for five.
What's it go up to from there?

144
00:11:11,317 --> 00:11:13,419
You pay $150
for five.

145
00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:16,221
And you'll end up
paying $125

146
00:11:16,222 --> 00:11:18,357
If you end up
getting 25 sessions.

147
00:11:18,358 --> 00:11:21,726
You are the beautiful,
young ingenue accompanying--

148
00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:23,795
Let me ask you
a question.

149
00:11:23,796 --> 00:11:26,331
Not to pry,
but you guys--

150
00:11:26,332 --> 00:11:28,333
I mean, you guys
are hurting.

151
00:11:28,334 --> 00:11:30,335
Everybody's hurting right now.
How do you--?

152
00:11:30,336 --> 00:11:32,671
You're gonna spend money?
You're going to do this?

153
00:11:32,672 --> 00:11:34,973
Self-medicating.

154
00:11:34,974 --> 00:11:36,841
<i>Don't worry about that.</i>

155
00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:38,544
<i>I'm go?</i>

156
00:11:38,545 --> 00:11:39,911
<i>If I was hurting,</i>
<i>I wouldn't go.</i>

157
00:11:39,912 --> 00:11:41,246
<i>I can't afford</i>
<i>to go to Vegas.</i>

158
00:11:41,247 --> 00:11:42,781
<i>You don't have</i>
<i>to afford to go to Vegas.</i>

159
00:11:42,782 --> 00:11:44,183
<i>I can afford for you</i>
<i>to go to Vegas.</i>

160
00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:46,085
<i>We all can afford</i>
<i>for you to go to Vegas.</i>

161
00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:48,587
<i>In fact, we almost can't
afford for you not to go.</i>

162
00:11:48,588 --> 00:11:50,755
<i>You gotta come,</i>
<i>dude, seriously.</i>

163
00:11:50,756 --> 00:11:53,658
<i>All right, let me see</i>
<i>what I can do.</i>

164
00:11:57,530 --> 00:12:00,532
Hi, Chris.
Package for you.

165
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,634
Thank you very much.
Have a good day.

166
00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:04,636
Thanks.

167
00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:09,841
I'm starving.

168
00:12:09,842 --> 00:12:11,710
<i>How was work?</i>

169
00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:14,980
Work was good--
a little crazy.

170
00:12:14,981 --> 00:12:16,982
I trained Zizzo.

171
00:12:16,983 --> 00:12:19,451
He was trying
to convince me to go

172
00:12:19,452 --> 00:12:21,886
To some crazy
trip in Vegas.

173
00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:24,323
Vegas?

174
00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:26,758
Yeah, boys' trip
to Vegas this weekend.

175
00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:31,096
I told him I didn't think
you'd approve of that.

176
00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:33,565
Do you get bored of just
talking to rich people?

177
00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:35,867
It can get tedious.

178
00:12:35,868 --> 00:12:37,869
It can get tedious?
Why?

179
00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:39,438
It can.

180
00:12:39,439 --> 00:12:43,108
You really have to adapt and
become something that they want.

181
00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,909
Oh, God.

182
00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:47,513
I mean, do you find
yourself caring at all?

183
00:12:47,514 --> 00:12:49,981
I do.

184
00:12:49,982 --> 00:12:52,151
I think you're getting a little
worked up about it, though.

185
00:12:52,152 --> 00:12:54,719
Because the economy
is fucked.

186
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,155
And my business
is fucked.

187
00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:58,423
I'm making 1/10 of what
I made two years ago.

188
00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,659
It's just getting
worse and worse.

189
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:04,996
And this is something that is
gonna fucking fall by the wayside

190
00:13:04,997 --> 00:13:06,998
if I can't
get it together.

191
00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:09,000
And I've aged out
of the business also.

192
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:14,239
So I fucking show up on
a set and people ask me--

193
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,276
They think I worked on
"McHale's Navy" or something.

194
00:13:17,277 --> 00:13:19,944
Did that other show
get picked up?

195
00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:21,946
Yeah, it might have
gotten picked up,

196
00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:24,249
but it's not a sure thing.
And it's not enough

197
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,951
To maintain what
I'm kind of used to.

198
00:13:26,952 --> 00:13:29,354
You don't think so?

199
00:13:29,355 --> 00:13:31,557
I can't tell.
I don't know what the fuck's going on

200
00:13:31,558 --> 00:13:33,692
in the business
anywhere anymore.

201
00:13:36,028 --> 00:13:38,197
Well, anyway,
thanks for listening.

202
00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:41,633
I've been in so many
relationships where nobody listens.

203
00:13:41,634 --> 00:13:45,036
I definitely think relationships
are about communication, don't you?

204
00:13:45,037 --> 00:13:47,239
God, totally.

205
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,975
Jesus, that's why we--
it's completely two-way.

206
00:13:50,976 --> 00:13:54,413
We're constantly exchanging
kind of what we think.

207
00:13:54,414 --> 00:13:56,781
I mean, that's how
people relate.

208
00:13:56,782 --> 00:13:58,116
It's just so
fucking ridiculous

209
00:13:58,117 --> 00:14:00,485
the way everybody wants
something completely one-sided

210
00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:01,986
and want
something for nothing.

211
00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:04,723
Sorry, my hands
are really cold.

212
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:07,426
It's okay.
I'll warm them up.

213
00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:10,895
<i>Well, my first
thought is I do like it.</i>

214
00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:12,997
<i>I do like it.</i>

215
00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:15,601
<i>It's just that,</i>
<i>I'll tell you, right now</i>

216
00:14:15,602 --> 00:14:20,572
<i>It's a tough time for me to start
pioneering a new line like this.</i>

217
00:14:20,573 --> 00:14:23,408
<i>The economy right now</i>
<i>is really in the toilet.</i>

218
00:14:23,409 --> 00:14:26,478
<i>And we got a store</i>
<i>full of stuff.</i>

219
00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:29,681
<i>And we do have stuff</i>
<i>that somewhat competes</i>

220
00:14:29,682 --> 00:14:31,850
<i>with this type</i>
<i>of garment right now.</i>

221
00:14:31,851 --> 00:14:34,653
<i>Right.</i>

222
00:14:34,654 --> 00:14:36,788
<i>I'd like to show it real quick</i>

223
00:14:36,789 --> 00:14:40,292
to Marvin, just to get
an idea of what he thinks.

224
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:43,027
I'm thinking
right now, no.

225
00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:45,497
But I'm thinking maybe
down the road we can try it.

226
00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:48,567
Marv, uh...

227
00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:50,669
you know,
I would definitely--

228
00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:53,438
I'm definitely okay
with it being on consignment

229
00:14:53,439 --> 00:14:55,974
because it gets a chance
to be out on the floor

230
00:14:55,975 --> 00:14:59,043
and see how it does.
You guys have a very big store

231
00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:02,614
and I'm sure we could find a little
bit of space to put the stuff out there.

232
00:15:02,615 --> 00:15:04,949
I know it's going to sell. I
know people are gonna buy it.

233
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:06,718
This way
I'm okay with that.

234
00:15:06,719 --> 00:15:09,087
If it doesn't sell, then I'll
take it back. That's fine.

235
00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:11,690
<i>But I would like to have it out
there for the Christmas season</i>

236
00:15:11,691 --> 00:15:14,993
<i>Because that's when</i>
<i>people are buying things.</i>

237
00:15:14,994 --> 00:15:16,928
<i>Everyone has to</i>
<i>stop talking and listen.</i>

238
00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:19,831
<i>If we don't close</i>
<i>this deal on Friday</i>

239
00:15:19,832 --> 00:15:21,733
<i>We have to pay</i>
<i>a huge, huge penalty.</i>

240
00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:25,504
<i>There's no way this deal's
gonna close on Friday.</i>

241
00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:28,507
The whole world is afraid
of redemption. No one knows--

242
00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:31,176
70% of all hedge funds are
gonna be out of business...

243
00:15:31,177 --> 00:15:33,878
<i>On October 25th</i>
<i>I met with Dennis.</i>

244
00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:37,783
<i>We had lunch at Nobu and
then went to a hotel room.</i>

245
00:15:37,784 --> 00:15:41,186
<i>During lunch he talked
about the financial crisis.</i>

246
00:15:41,187 --> 00:15:43,188
<i>When we got back</i>
<i>to the room</i>

247
00:15:43,189 --> 00:15:45,256
<i>he immediately</i>
<i>got on the phone</i>

248
00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:48,527
<i>and ordered</i>
<i>some MaCallan 25.</i>

249
00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:51,330
<i>I put on a Kiki de
Montparnasse corset,</i>

250
00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:53,432
<i>panties and gloves.</i>

251
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:56,167
<i>The shoes</i>
<i>were basic Zara.</i>

252
00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:58,537
<i>After he got off the phone</i>
<i>we made out for a while.</i>

253
00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:02,374
<i>Then he asked me</i>
<i>to masturbate, which I did.</i>

254
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,143
<i>Then he masturbated</i>
<i>watching me.</i>

255
00:16:05,144 --> 00:16:08,079
<i>He made another appointment</i>
<i>for November 3rd.</i>

256
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,682
<i>I think one element</i>
<i>that could be improved a lot</i>

257
00:16:10,683 --> 00:16:12,283
<i>is the photography.</i>

258
00:16:12,284 --> 00:16:14,453
You should have
much better pictures.

259
00:16:14,454 --> 00:16:17,188
I have pictures I can give you.
That's not a problem.

260
00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:19,658
Are they really
top-quality pictures?

261
00:16:19,659 --> 00:16:21,326
They should look like
"Playboy" pictures.

262
00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:22,728
Yeah, they're
perfect.

263
00:16:22,729 --> 00:16:24,996
Yeah? Okay.
That's important.

264
00:16:24,997 --> 00:16:28,900
And we could improve the logo
and general style of the site,

265
00:16:28,901 --> 00:16:31,069
make it look
much more high-class.

266
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,872
Okay, I also
wanted to--

267
00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:35,540
I don't know exactly
how you'd do this,

268
00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:37,442
but I would
really like it

269
00:16:37,443 --> 00:16:40,746
if my site would come up
in the search engines.

270
00:16:40,747 --> 00:16:44,549
You know, like--

271
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,518
I don't know exactly
how you do that,

272
00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:50,054
But when you Google
"escorts," I come up.

273
00:16:50,055 --> 00:16:52,391
It's a little tricky.
It'll take some time.

274
00:16:52,392 --> 00:16:55,093
But one good idea is
to get yourself listed

275
00:16:55,094 --> 00:16:57,095
in a lot of directories
and review sites.

276
00:16:57,096 --> 00:16:59,531
The more links there
are to your site,

277
00:16:59,532 --> 00:17:02,501
the better your rankings in
the search engines are gonna be.

278
00:17:02,502 --> 00:17:05,103
- You can do that?
- I can help you with that.

279
00:17:05,104 --> 00:17:07,439
Sure, sure.
But that takes monthly work,

280
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,041
if you want to work out a
monthly maintenance contract...

281
00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:11,710
How much?

282
00:17:11,711 --> 00:17:13,478
You have to continually
update it every month.

283
00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:16,681
How much would you charge
just to design it?

284
00:17:16,682 --> 00:17:18,784
About 1500 bucks.

285
00:17:18,785 --> 00:17:21,119
And how soon could you
get it done?

286
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:25,223
I could only work
after hours here, so...

287
00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:27,659
<i>Can we sort
of start over here?</i>

288
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:31,329
<i>I am not trying</i>
<i>to tell you</i>

289
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:33,331
<i>how to run</i>
<i>your business.</i>

290
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:35,434
<i>I'm trying to help you</i>
<i>enhance your business.</i>

291
00:17:35,435 --> 00:17:38,202
<i>And I think</i>
<i>I can do that.</i>

292
00:17:38,203 --> 00:17:40,271
<i>If I didn't think</i>
<i>I could do that,</i>

293
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:42,407
<i>I wouldn't have taken</i>
<i>an interest in you.</i>

294
00:17:42,408 --> 00:17:44,609
<i>You seem like</i>
<i>a pretty smart girl.</i>

295
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:48,847
<i>Are you familiar with
an escort named Tara?</i>

296
00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:50,682
I'm not.

297
00:17:50,683 --> 00:17:54,786
<i>Okay, well, you might</i>
<i>want to check out</i>

298
00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:57,923
<i>Some of the stuff that's
been posted about this Tara</i>

299
00:17:57,924 --> 00:18:00,091
<i>On "The Erotic</i>
<i>Connoisseur."</i>

300
00:18:00,092 --> 00:18:02,794
I don't usually like
checking out reviews.

301
00:18:02,795 --> 00:18:06,230
<i>Well, let me tell you</i>
<i>a little story</i>

302
00:18:06,231 --> 00:18:08,232
<i>about what happened</i>
<i>to Tara.</i>

303
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:12,103
<i>Tara is 20 years old,</i>
<i>kind of came in here</i>

304
00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:15,406
<i>just falling off the turnip
truck, doing her own thing.</i>

305
00:18:15,407 --> 00:18:18,743
<i>And when I put up</i>
<i>the reviews,</i>

306
00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:21,212
<i>her rate started going up.
Do you understand?</i>

307
00:18:21,213 --> 00:18:24,950
<i>This is making you more
upscale than you've ever been.</i>

308
00:18:24,951 --> 00:18:28,453
<i>You think you know</i>
<i>an idea of upscale,</i>

309
00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:32,223
<i>but what I'm offering you</i>
<i>is upscale beyond.</i>

310
00:18:32,224 --> 00:18:35,393
So...

311
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:38,262
So anyhow,

312
00:18:38,263 --> 00:18:41,299
do you have to develop
business skills?

313
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,935
Who does your books?

314
00:18:45,605 --> 00:18:48,272
That's something
I'd rather not answer, actually.

315
00:18:48,273 --> 00:18:51,810
Well, I'm not gonna--
let's just say, do you keep books?

316
00:18:51,811 --> 00:18:54,379
<i>I do. Let's just say I have
a few people that help me out.</i>

317
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:56,381
<i>I'd like to</i>
<i>keep it at that.</i>

318
00:18:56,382 --> 00:18:58,383
<i>I think you want</i>
<i>to look at this time</i>

319
00:18:58,384 --> 00:19:00,685
<i>As a time to actually</i>
<i>get more invested.</i>

320
00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:04,022
Personally, my wife and I have gotten
more aggressive with our family.

321
00:19:04,023 --> 00:19:06,992
We set up a 529
for our young son.

322
00:19:06,993 --> 00:19:09,661
We wanted to get
more involved here,

323
00:19:09,662 --> 00:19:14,432
because you don't see these levels,
these opportunities very often.

324
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,001
If you sit back like
everyone else and sell,

325
00:19:16,002 --> 00:19:18,003
you're actually going
against the grain

326
00:19:18,004 --> 00:19:21,540
of what you should be doing-- investing.
It's important.

327
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,441
How's your wife?
How's Rachel?

328
00:19:23,442 --> 00:19:26,110
She's well. She's better.
Thanks for asking.

329
00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:29,113
Yeah, of course.
How's your son?

330
00:19:29,114 --> 00:19:32,617
He's good too.
Everyone's well.

331
00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:36,154
Every family right now feels stress.
We watch the news.

332
00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:40,191
We watch this
Presidential election

333
00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:42,527
and this campaigning.
And it's stressful

334
00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:44,362
to wonder where
our country's going.

335
00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:45,964
Definitely.

336
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:49,367
I think sometimes you
just gotta turn it off.

337
00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:51,803
You just can't even
listen to it.

338
00:19:51,804 --> 00:19:55,840
I think, more importantly, you
have to look at your career, really.

339
00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:59,744
I see your ledger. I see your
numbers. You're good at what you do.

340
00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:02,480
You could possibly be the best
at what you do. You're amazing.

341
00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:06,084
But let's not rest
on our laurels here.

342
00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:09,821
There's more things
you could be doing.

343
00:20:09,822 --> 00:20:12,557
Like what?

344
00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:16,127
It just seems like
everything changes.

345
00:20:16,128 --> 00:20:19,363
A reflection point like this allows you
to look at it and see what's changed.

346
00:20:19,364 --> 00:20:22,467
I asked you to meet with
Michael for that exact reason.

347
00:20:22,468 --> 00:20:25,269
<i>I think he has</i>
<i>a really good view</i>

348
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,338
<i>of what's going on</i>
<i>in your market</i>

349
00:20:27,339 --> 00:20:30,609
<i>and could take you</i>
<i>to the next level.</i>

350
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:35,179
<i>What exactly does he want?</i>
<i>What exactly does he do?</i>

351
00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:37,616
<i>What differentiates you</i>
<i>from those other women</i>

352
00:20:37,617 --> 00:20:41,686
is what's gonna make these
other businesses grow for you.

353
00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:44,255
So I do understand it,
but I just wanted to say that.

354
00:20:44,256 --> 00:20:46,891
Besides that,
there's other things.

355
00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:48,793
There's so many things
that you can do

356
00:20:48,794 --> 00:20:51,462
that will allow you to
continue having your anonymity,

357
00:20:51,463 --> 00:20:53,564
but you can continue
to grow your business.

358
00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:57,102
Here's an example--
do you really think

359
00:20:57,103 --> 00:21:01,572
some woman would want to take
her 16-17-year-old daughter

360
00:21:01,573 --> 00:21:04,242
to my boutique if they
knew I was an escort?

361
00:21:05,645 --> 00:21:07,812
If it was a sex boutique
and it was a couple,

362
00:21:07,813 --> 00:21:10,448
that'd be a different story, but
that's not what I'm interested in.

363
00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:13,217
I'm not trying to be
insensitive to that. I get that.

364
00:21:13,218 --> 00:21:15,253
I'm just trying to
make sure you understand

365
00:21:15,254 --> 00:21:19,290
there's an opportunity lost if
you don't take advantage of that.

366
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:22,927
In what other ways could
I do that where I'm safe?

367
00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:25,463
Well, like, you
could write a book.

368
00:21:25,464 --> 00:21:28,599
We could do a movie
about your life.

369
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,102
Right now
that's really hot.

370
00:21:31,103 --> 00:21:33,271
People are making
movies like that.

371
00:21:33,272 --> 00:21:36,941
There's Tara right there.

372
00:21:36,942 --> 00:21:38,242
Tara.

373
00:21:38,243 --> 00:21:39,678
Sugar!

374
00:21:39,679 --> 00:21:40,812
- Darling, how are you?
- How are you?

375
00:21:40,813 --> 00:21:42,547
Very well.
Good to see you.

376
00:21:42,548 --> 00:21:44,849
- This is Chelsea.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

377
00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:47,518
I have to get out of here.
Thanks for lunch.

378
00:21:47,519 --> 00:21:49,654
- It was nice to see you.
- You too.

379
00:21:49,655 --> 00:21:52,423
We have about 20 minutes.
Want to grab a quick drink?

380
00:21:52,424 --> 00:21:54,859
- I'd love a drink right now.
- Let's do it.

381
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:56,928
- So how was your flight?
- It was good.

382
00:21:56,929 --> 00:22:01,833
- <i>Where are you staying?</i>
- <i>I'm staying over at the "W."</i>

383
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:05,636
Yeah, it's really
depressing.

384
00:22:05,637 --> 00:22:07,839
Well, you know, you're
successful, you're very creative.

385
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,709
I'm sure there's plenty
more opportunities

386
00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:12,777
- in front of you--
- Yeah, I know, I know.

387
00:22:12,778 --> 00:22:14,946
I know, but it's--

388
00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:16,848
I don't really want
to talk about it,

389
00:22:16,849 --> 00:22:18,583
But it's just
bad out there.

390
00:22:18,584 --> 00:22:20,518
I mean, if I--

391
00:22:20,519 --> 00:22:24,388
You know, two holes in the ground
that were gonna be buildings,

392
00:22:24,389 --> 00:22:27,025
now the banks have--
you know, it's just a bad time.

393
00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:29,060
I have a big office.

394
00:22:29,061 --> 00:22:31,462
But that's just--
it's why I'm a little...

395
00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,634
I don't
want to leave.

396
00:22:43,675 --> 00:22:45,844
- Hi.
- Hi.

397
00:22:50,415 --> 00:22:52,117
Here.

398
00:22:52,118 --> 00:22:53,752
You can just
put that right there.

399
00:22:53,753 --> 00:22:55,954
Thank you.

400
00:22:58,690 --> 00:23:00,759
Um...

401
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:12,336
I haven't seen you
in almost two weeks now.

402
00:23:12,337 --> 00:23:14,873
- Yeah, that's a long time, right?
- I know. God.

403
00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:23,314
- It's good to see you.
- It's good to see you, too.

404
00:23:24,383 --> 00:23:27,085
How long have I
been coming here?

405
00:23:27,086 --> 00:23:29,187
Two and a half
years...?

406
00:23:29,188 --> 00:23:32,556
God... Two
and a half years.

407
00:23:36,561 --> 00:23:37,996
- It's not that long.
- It's not that long?

408
00:23:37,997 --> 00:23:39,697
No.

409
00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:45,136
Feels like a--
feels like...

410
00:23:45,137 --> 00:23:47,806
Doesn't feel
like a long time.

411
00:23:47,807 --> 00:23:49,808
It's been fun,

412
00:23:49,809 --> 00:23:52,710
But it feels like you're a
big part of my life, you know?

413
00:23:52,711 --> 00:23:55,613
I look up and suddenly
you're a big part of my life.

414
00:23:55,614 --> 00:23:57,615
I'd like
to think so.

415
00:23:57,616 --> 00:24:00,484
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

416
00:24:01,887 --> 00:24:04,189
Yeah.

417
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:06,191
You have a lot
of makeup on today.

418
00:24:06,192 --> 00:24:08,726
- Do I?
- Yeah.

419
00:24:11,030 --> 00:24:13,531
I like it,
it's just...

420
00:24:13,532 --> 00:24:15,366
Someone else
have you do that,

421
00:24:15,367 --> 00:24:17,168
or did you just
do it on your own?

422
00:24:17,169 --> 00:24:18,602
- I did it myself.
- Yeah?

423
00:24:18,603 --> 00:24:20,839
This is how
it usually is.

424
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,708
<i>On October 18th I met with Dan.</i>

425
00:24:23,709 --> 00:24:26,878
<i>I wore a vintage black</i>
<i>cashmere sweater,</i>

426
00:24:26,879 --> 00:24:28,412
<i>Earnest sewn jeans</i>

427
00:24:28,413 --> 00:24:30,414
<i>and Pour La Victoire</i>
<i>boots.</i>

428
00:24:30,415 --> 00:24:32,951
<i>Dan talked</i>
<i>the entire time.</i>

429
00:24:32,952 --> 00:24:35,186
<i>We didn't have sex.</i>

430
00:24:35,187 --> 00:24:36,955
<i>He was very upset</i>
<i>about a contract</i>

431
00:24:36,956 --> 00:24:40,124
<i>his firm lost</i>
<i>to I.M. Pei.</i>

432
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,294
<i>He set a date</i>
<i>for Tuesday.</i>

433
00:24:42,295 --> 00:24:43,828
<i>So they gave us a booth</i>

434
00:24:43,829 --> 00:24:45,530
<i>And they started doing</i>
<i>the bottle service,</i>

435
00:24:45,531 --> 00:24:47,432
<i>and they started just</i>
<i>bringing all this shit.</i>

436
00:24:47,433 --> 00:24:50,134
We were totally hammered.
As we're leaving,

437
00:24:50,135 --> 00:24:54,206
some other manager comes in
and decides not to comp it.

438
00:24:54,207 --> 00:24:57,342
It was, like,
10 grand.

439
00:24:57,343 --> 00:24:59,544
10 grand was
our bar bill.

440
00:24:59,545 --> 00:25:00,812
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Isn't that sick?

441
00:25:00,813 --> 00:25:04,249
That's a big bar bill.

442
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:08,587
Oh, I'm sure it was a
lot of champagne, wine.

443
00:25:08,588 --> 00:25:11,989
I don't even know.
There was a little ring of us.

444
00:25:11,990 --> 00:25:14,726
Then it grew. And by the time
there was that outer ring,

445
00:25:14,727 --> 00:25:17,329
I think strangers were just
ordering buckets of beer

446
00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:20,265
- and champagne and shit.
- Oh my God.

447
00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:24,502
<i>It was so fun, though.</i>
<i>I think he charges the movie.</i>

448
00:25:24,503 --> 00:25:26,871
<i>She needs to get</i>
<i>one of those--</i>

449
00:25:26,872 --> 00:25:29,541
<i>what do they call those
things? It's like a vaporizer.</i>

450
00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:32,310
She did.
It didn't last long.

451
00:25:32,311 --> 00:25:35,179
Didn't get her
high enough?

452
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:37,181
I don't know
what it was.

453
00:25:37,182 --> 00:25:39,551
My buddy tried
one, but he didn't like it.

454
00:25:39,552 --> 00:25:41,386
He's been smoking
a long time

455
00:25:41,387 --> 00:25:44,188
and he missed the burn and
the coughing in the lungs.

456
00:25:44,189 --> 00:25:47,292
He needed it.
The clean thing wasn't enough for him.

457
00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:49,227
Chelsea?

458
00:25:49,228 --> 00:25:50,928
- Hi.
- Hello.

459
00:25:50,929 --> 00:25:52,664
I thought
that was you.

460
00:25:52,665 --> 00:25:54,266
Hi. I'm Ken.

461
00:25:54,267 --> 00:25:57,869
- How are you? David.
- Hi, David.

462
00:25:57,870 --> 00:26:02,907
<i>I'm just taking off,</i>
<i>but I thought I'd say hi.</i>

463
00:26:02,908 --> 00:26:05,076
<i>See you.</i>

464
00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:06,745
And how's Sheila?

465
00:26:06,746 --> 00:26:10,114
She's doing good.
She's doing good.

466
00:26:10,115 --> 00:26:11,949
There's always gonna be
old people too,

467
00:26:11,950 --> 00:26:14,352
No matter what's going on
with the economy.

468
00:26:14,353 --> 00:26:16,655
She's doing okay,
still at the center,

469
00:26:16,656 --> 00:26:20,692
even though she's a little
afraid that, you know--

470
00:26:21,761 --> 00:26:24,596
Cutbacks, recession,
depression--

471
00:26:24,597 --> 00:26:27,432
They might lose their funding.
But that's a long way off.

472
00:26:27,433 --> 00:26:30,168
We should
get together soon.

473
00:26:30,169 --> 00:26:32,637
<i>Yeah, we should</i>
<i>get together.</i>

474
00:26:32,638 --> 00:26:35,940
<i>I think she'd< like that again.</i>
<i>That'd be nice.</i>

475
00:26:35,941 --> 00:26:39,544
You know, there's not a lot
of couples like you guys.

476
00:26:39,545 --> 00:26:41,813
<i>I agree.</i>
<i>There's not a lot of couples like us.</i>

477
00:26:41,814 --> 00:26:46,451
A lot of people think they
can separate love from sex.

478
00:26:46,452 --> 00:26:48,986
And when they
get into it...

479
00:26:48,987 --> 00:26:53,090
they're intimidated, their
emotions arise, they get jealous.

480
00:26:53,091 --> 00:26:56,127
With you guys,
it's simple.

481
00:27:03,969 --> 00:27:06,103
- Chris.
- Jess, nice to meet you.

482
00:27:06,104 --> 00:27:08,406
Nice to meet you.
Come into my office.

483
00:27:08,407 --> 00:27:12,143
- How're you doing?
- Great. This place is beautiful.

484
00:27:12,144 --> 00:27:15,079
<i>Are you guys
looking at expansion?</i>

485
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,716
<i>From the looks of this place, it
looks like you're well-funded.</i>

486
00:27:17,717 --> 00:27:19,984
<i>You already have</i>
<i>four locations.</i>

487
00:27:19,985 --> 00:27:22,520
<i>How aggressive are you about
finding other locations?</i>

488
00:27:22,521 --> 00:27:24,522
We do not want
to take over the world.

489
00:27:24,523 --> 00:27:27,592
But we do want
to expand our facilities.

490
00:27:27,593 --> 00:27:30,829
We want about 10 clubs
in the area,

491
00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:33,398
but we certainly don't want
to take over the world.

492
00:27:33,399 --> 00:27:37,902
We want to maintain a
boutiquelike style-- of operating style

493
00:27:37,903 --> 00:27:40,171
<i>So that we can cater</i>
<i>to each member.</i>

494
00:27:40,172 --> 00:27:42,440
<i>So many of the corporate</i>
<i>monsters out there</i>

495
00:27:42,441 --> 00:27:44,308
<i>are very rigid</i>
<i>in their policies,</i>

496
00:27:44,309 --> 00:27:46,244
<i>and that's the last thing</i>
<i>that we want to do.</i>

497
00:27:46,245 --> 00:27:50,482
The problem is with gyms
is it's hard for the--

498
00:27:50,483 --> 00:27:52,450
a-- I have to take
care of my client,

499
00:27:52,451 --> 00:27:54,986
but b-- I need the facility
to take care of my client.

500
00:27:54,987 --> 00:27:56,287
They're with me
for one hour,

501
00:27:56,288 --> 00:27:59,591
but they're in the gym
for the whole year.

502
00:27:59,592 --> 00:28:03,795
I'm liking, I think, that I hear that
that's very important to you guys. Yes?

503
00:28:03,796 --> 00:28:05,963
Absolutely.
Absolutely.

504
00:28:05,964 --> 00:28:09,033
If you look at the club alone,
it's a $15-million facility.

505
00:28:09,034 --> 00:28:12,437
so we have to maintain
retention with our members.

506
00:28:12,438 --> 00:28:16,541
So if we're not getting results,
guess what-- they're gone.

507
00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:18,142
I was wondering
if we could do something

508
00:28:18,143 --> 00:28:19,844
where I could start
working with you more--

509
00:28:19,845 --> 00:28:22,346
not just doing my sessions where
I'm getting a piece of them,

510
00:28:22,347 --> 00:28:25,517
but something where I could
help you train the trainers

511
00:28:25,518 --> 00:28:30,655
or manage the place, and you
could cut me a base salary.

512
00:28:30,656 --> 00:28:33,157
I just have to start doing
more for myself, you know.

513
00:28:33,158 --> 00:28:37,529
I've gone out and checked
some other places out

514
00:28:37,530 --> 00:28:40,331
and felt some
people out and--

515
00:28:40,332 --> 00:28:41,999
You've looked
at other places?

516
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,569
After all the times
I've helped you out here

517
00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:45,837
you've looked
at other places?

518
00:28:45,838 --> 00:28:48,005
I mean, again,
I just looked,

519
00:28:48,006 --> 00:28:50,374
just to feel out what
I was gonna say to you.

520
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,209
And I'm here to you
first, obviously.

521
00:28:52,210 --> 00:28:54,479
How do you feel
about the other places?

522
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,148
I mean, look, I've been
working with you a long time.

523
00:28:57,149 --> 00:28:59,016
I don't want
to leave here.

524
00:28:59,017 --> 00:29:02,921
But at the same time I
need to do something now.

525
00:29:02,922 --> 00:29:05,990
I need to step it up. I've been
doing this for too long, man.

526
00:29:05,991 --> 00:29:07,725
Right now is not
exactly the best time

527
00:29:07,726 --> 00:29:10,762
To start hitting people up
for more money.

528
00:29:10,763 --> 00:29:12,831
I know that.
I know that.

529
00:29:12,832 --> 00:29:15,366
But that's exactly
almost why I have to.

530
00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:18,436
Because I don't know how much
worse things are gonna get.

531
00:29:18,437 --> 00:29:22,073
Or hopefully they turn around
and get better. I don't know.

532
00:29:22,074 --> 00:29:24,308
But all I do know is I've
been doing this long enough

533
00:29:24,309 --> 00:29:26,410
to where I need a change.
If it's gonna be

534
00:29:26,411 --> 00:29:28,346
with you guys,
I would love to do that.

535
00:29:28,347 --> 00:29:31,716
And if it's not, I understand,
but then I have to move on.

536
00:29:31,717 --> 00:29:34,051
You're talking about
more of a management role,

537
00:29:34,052 --> 00:29:36,654
taking a piece of the profits,
stuff like that.

538
00:29:36,655 --> 00:29:39,423
I've been trying for weeks just
to get you to wear the shirts.

539
00:29:39,424 --> 00:29:44,028
And you can't even pass
along with me on that.

540
00:29:44,029 --> 00:29:47,398
I got to be honest with you, Bill,
I'm not a uniform guy.

541
00:29:47,399 --> 00:29:51,202
I mean, I love the gym.
I just don't love the T-shirts.

542
00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:53,771
But if I have
to wear a T-shirt

543
00:29:53,772 --> 00:29:56,207
to be on the team,
I'll do that.

544
00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,709
That's what I mean--
more of a team role.

545
00:29:57,710 --> 00:29:59,811
I don't see you
in that role.

546
00:29:59,812 --> 00:30:01,579
I don't get that
feeling from you.

547
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:04,215
I get you're more of an outsider,
more of an independent

548
00:30:04,216 --> 00:30:06,684
fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants
kind of guy.

549
00:30:16,762 --> 00:30:20,665
- Hi, how can I help you?
- What's your cheapest prepaid phone?

550
00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:22,933
Cheapest prepaid?
Let me show you.

551
00:30:27,873 --> 00:30:31,743
This is $110. You get 200 minutes
and nights and weekends free.

552
00:30:31,744 --> 00:30:34,245
$110 and I only get
200 minutes?

553
00:30:34,246 --> 00:30:36,414
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- I'll give you $80 for it.

554
00:30:36,415 --> 00:30:38,783
<i>No, our cost is $95.</i>
<i>I can't give you for $80.</i>

555
00:30:38,784 --> 00:30:41,419
Then I'll take $95,
and I'll buy two.

556
00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:43,554
<i>No, I can give you</i>
<i>$100 if you want.</i>

557
00:30:43,555 --> 00:30:47,925
Okay, that's fine.
I'll take two then.

558
00:30:47,926 --> 00:30:50,261
<i>Hi, David.</i>
<i>This is Chelsea.</i>

559
00:30:50,262 --> 00:30:53,564
<i>Hi. You're real.
You can never tell with these websites.</i>

560
00:30:53,565 --> 00:30:57,802
So I checked
out your information

561
00:30:57,803 --> 00:30:59,871
and I see
that you're a writer

562
00:30:59,872 --> 00:31:03,474
and your company is in L.A.
Is that where you live as well?

563
00:31:03,475 --> 00:31:06,210
<i>Yeah, I live in L.A.</i>
<i>I'm just in for a couple days.</i>

564
00:31:06,211 --> 00:31:08,713
Do you travel a lot?

565
00:31:08,714 --> 00:31:10,948
<i>I do, you know,</i>
<i>project to project.</i>

566
00:31:10,949 --> 00:31:13,584
<i>I just go wherever</i>
<i>they're shooting.</i>

567
00:31:13,585 --> 00:31:15,953
<i>I'm in New York,</i>
<i>like, five times a year.</i>

568
00:31:15,954 --> 00:31:17,955
What kind of writer
are you?

569
00:31:17,956 --> 00:31:20,357
<i>Screenwriter.</i>

570
00:31:22,628 --> 00:31:25,630
So what are you
looking forward to?

571
00:31:25,631 --> 00:31:28,098
Do you have anything
specific in mind?

572
00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:32,770
<i>Well, you know,</i>

573
00:31:32,771 --> 00:31:34,939
<i>after looking</i>
<i>at your site</i>

574
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:37,174
<i>I'd just really love to
get together with you.</i>

575
00:31:37,175 --> 00:31:39,710
<i>I'm just feeling</i>
<i>kind of stressed out.</i>

576
00:31:39,711 --> 00:31:40,978
<i>I should probably</i>
<i>see a shrink,</i>

577
00:31:40,979 --> 00:31:44,348
<i>But it seems more fun</i>
<i>to see you.</i>

578
00:31:44,349 --> 00:31:46,484
Why don't you tell me
about yourself?

579
00:31:46,485 --> 00:31:50,321
Are you married?
Do you have kids?

580
00:31:50,322 --> 00:31:53,257
<i>Yes and yes</i>
<i>and no comment.</i>

581
00:31:55,193 --> 00:31:57,127
How many kids
do you have?

582
00:31:57,128 --> 00:31:59,229
<i>I have two</i>
<i>little girls.</i>

583
00:31:59,230 --> 00:32:01,432
<i>Don't make me</i>
<i>feel bad, though.</i>

584
00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:03,334
I won't.

585
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,140
Would you like
to meet tomorrow?

586
00:32:10,141 --> 00:32:12,176
<i>Yes, I would,</i>

587
00:32:12,177 --> 00:32:15,980
<i>But tomorrow is my</i>
<i>screening and my dinner.</i>

588
00:32:15,981 --> 00:32:17,582
<i>That's what</i>
<i>I'm in for.</i>

589
00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:19,584
<i>So I can't do it</i>
<i>tomorrow.</i>

590
00:32:19,585 --> 00:32:22,887
<i>And I leave Friday morning.</i>
<i>How about tonight?</i>

591
00:32:22,888 --> 00:32:25,155
I can't do it
tonight.

592
00:32:25,156 --> 00:32:27,224
<i>Really?</i>

593
00:32:27,225 --> 00:32:31,195
Have you ever even seen
an escort before?

594
00:32:31,196 --> 00:32:34,799
<i>No, this is my first time.</i>
<i>Is it that clear?</i>

595
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,836
Well, no, it's just
that I have this policy

596
00:32:38,837 --> 00:32:41,271
that I usually
don't see a client

597
00:32:41,272 --> 00:32:43,608
unless they've been
with an escort.

598
00:32:43,609 --> 00:32:46,377
You know--

599
00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,379
<i>Do you make</i>
<i>exceptions?</i>

600
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:51,215
Actually, I was just
going to tell you

601
00:32:51,216 --> 00:32:55,019
that I was looking
at your birthday

602
00:32:55,020 --> 00:33:00,591
and it actually coincides
with mine really well.

603
00:33:00,592 --> 00:33:03,360
Let me see if I could
push some things around.

604
00:33:03,361 --> 00:33:05,863
<i>We clicked.
There was something there.</i>

605
00:33:05,864 --> 00:33:09,266
- <i>And I told him that--</i>
- <i>You told him that?</i>

606
00:33:09,267 --> 00:33:12,069
I told him that I was going
out of town for the weekend.

607
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:15,239
- Right.
- And he didn't like that at all.

608
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,708
And what really
set it off was

609
00:33:17,709 --> 00:33:20,310
when he insulted me
about my, you know--

610
00:33:20,311 --> 00:33:22,580
all my
personology books.

611
00:33:22,581 --> 00:33:25,416
Right.

612
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:29,554
I had a feeling he didn't
support me in my belief.

613
00:33:29,555 --> 00:33:33,958
And I found out
last night for sure.

614
00:33:33,959 --> 00:33:38,295
So you found out last night
that he's not into astrology?

615
00:33:38,296 --> 00:33:41,098
It's not astrology.

616
00:33:41,099 --> 00:33:44,702
Are you gonna
do this to me too?

617
00:33:44,703 --> 00:33:46,771
- It kind of is.
- It's not.

618
00:33:49,474 --> 00:33:53,778
20,000 people-- that's more
than just reading star signs.

619
00:33:53,779 --> 00:33:55,680
<i>I definitely think</i>
<i>it's important.</i>

620
00:33:55,681 --> 00:33:59,684
It's critical to have
somebody who supports you.

621
00:33:59,685 --> 00:34:04,421
But it's important to,
you know--

622
00:34:04,422 --> 00:34:07,291
I don't want to be
negative, 'cause I think

623
00:34:07,292 --> 00:34:08,993
that feeling when you
connect with a client

624
00:34:08,994 --> 00:34:10,995
is the best feeling
in the world.

625
00:34:10,996 --> 00:34:12,997
I don't want to be
sort of down on that.

626
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:24,709
It's funny because I wanted
to get away from my parents.

627
00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:27,678
I didn't want to depend on them.
I didn't want their money.

628
00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,847
That's more than
half the reason

629
00:34:29,848 --> 00:34:32,817
I started doing this
in the first place.

630
00:34:32,818 --> 00:34:34,819
I have a lot of money
saved up,

631
00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:37,588
and I won't completely feel
like I'm dependent on him,

632
00:34:37,589 --> 00:34:40,791
- <i>monetarily at least.</i>
- <i>Right.</i>

633
00:34:44,029 --> 00:34:45,896
<i>But he made me</i>
<i>feel happy.</i>

634
00:34:45,897 --> 00:34:47,431
<i>And I want to know</i>
<i>if that's something</i>

635
00:34:47,432 --> 00:34:50,034
<i>that will continue</i>
<i>or if it won't.</i>

636
00:34:50,035 --> 00:34:54,939
<i>Do you really believe
what's coming out of your mouth?</i>

637
00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:56,607
<i>You think--</i>
<i>what do you think?</i>

638
00:34:56,608 --> 00:34:58,275
<i>Let me guess--</i>
<i>this guy's married.</i>

639
00:34:58,276 --> 00:35:01,012
<i>Does he have a family?</i>
<i>What do you think's gonna happen?</i>

640
00:35:01,013 --> 00:35:02,647
You're gonna go away
this weekend...

641
00:35:02,648 --> 00:35:04,314
something magical
is gonna happen?

642
00:35:04,315 --> 00:35:06,517
He's gonna go home
to his wife--

643
00:35:06,518 --> 00:35:08,786
who he's cheating on
by the way--

644
00:35:08,787 --> 00:35:10,688
and say, "Hey, Honey,
guess what?

645
00:35:10,689 --> 00:35:14,191
I spent three days with a
hooker, and guess what--"

646
00:35:14,192 --> 00:35:17,461
I don't know what's going to
happen. And that's the point.

647
00:35:17,462 --> 00:35:20,731
I know what's gonna happen.
You know what's gonna happen?

648
00:35:20,732 --> 00:35:24,135
You're gonna go on your
little trip, all right?

649
00:35:24,136 --> 00:35:26,137
And when he's done
playing with you

650
00:35:26,138 --> 00:35:28,438
because he's having
a midlife crisis,

651
00:35:28,439 --> 00:35:30,574
he's gonna leave you
and go back

652
00:35:30,575 --> 00:35:32,276
to his normal,
great life

653
00:35:32,277 --> 00:35:34,611
with his wife
and his family

654
00:35:34,612 --> 00:35:38,282
and he's gonna leave you
high and dry. And guess what--

655
00:35:38,283 --> 00:35:41,451
then you're gonna come back here,
and there's no here anymore.

656
00:35:41,452 --> 00:35:44,588
And you'll be stuck with
you and your books, alone.

657
00:35:45,957 --> 00:35:47,925
I promise you that.

658
00:35:51,596 --> 00:35:55,232
I wish I would've known
you felt like that.

659
00:35:55,233 --> 00:35:56,901
<i>So that's it?</i>

660
00:35:56,902 --> 00:35:59,303
Just fucking blindsides
you out of nowhere?

661
00:36:01,139 --> 00:36:03,974
Blindsides me out of
nowhere, walks in and,

662
00:36:03,975 --> 00:36:07,845
"I am going away with
somebody and it's over.

663
00:36:07,846 --> 00:36:10,114
That's the end
of it."

664
00:36:10,115 --> 00:36:12,883
Buddy, listen.

665
00:36:12,884 --> 00:36:15,820
I feel for you. From fucking
everything you told me about this girl,

666
00:36:15,821 --> 00:36:19,389
you loved her. You were happy.
This was the thing.

667
00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:20,758
So for that
I feel for you.

668
00:36:20,759 --> 00:36:23,994
But, honest to God,
good fucking riddance.

669
00:36:23,995 --> 00:36:26,997
- It's not good riddance.
- It is good riddance.

670
00:36:26,998 --> 00:36:29,299
It's the first girl in
as long as I can remember

671
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:32,803
that I really care about--
cared about.

672
00:36:32,804 --> 00:36:36,540
Let me tell you, all
women ultimately are evil.

673
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:39,610
They're the worst species.
They're worse than fucking hyenas,

674
00:36:39,611 --> 00:36:42,479
because they have
all the power.

675
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,616
- I'm sensing a little frustration from you.
- They have all the power.

676
00:36:45,617 --> 00:36:47,752
<i>And they know this.</i>

677
00:36:47,753 --> 00:36:50,988
- Do you ever listen to Jim Rome?
- <i>Yeah, I love Rome.</i>

678
00:36:50,989 --> 00:36:53,423
<i>He always talks</i>
<i>about Charles Barkley,</i>

679
00:36:53,424 --> 00:36:56,894
<i>and he had a bill</i>
<i>at some club in Vegas</i>

680
00:36:56,895 --> 00:36:59,429
<i>for 15 grand</i>
<i>in alcohol.</i>

681
00:36:59,430 --> 00:37:02,499
And he was like,
"It was just an accident. I forgot to pay it."

682
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,235
He walked out on it?

683
00:37:04,236 --> 00:37:06,637
No, it was just like he said,
"put it on my tab,"

684
00:37:06,638 --> 00:37:09,573
and never paid it, honestly
just forgot to pay it.

685
00:37:09,574 --> 00:37:11,608
Sure, Charles.

686
00:37:11,609 --> 00:37:15,780
Sock down $15,000
worth of booze

687
00:37:15,781 --> 00:37:17,782
and then waltz
out of the door.

688
00:37:17,783 --> 00:37:20,785
Then he repeats it,
like, five times.

689
00:37:20,786 --> 00:37:23,187
You see that when they
hand you that funnel cake

690
00:37:23,188 --> 00:37:26,257
with the powdered sugar on it.
It's all hot and crispy.

691
00:37:26,258 --> 00:37:29,593
You think, "this is
gonna be great."

692
00:37:32,964 --> 00:37:35,933
<i>I guess what I'm building up to</i>

693
00:37:35,934 --> 00:37:40,004
is I'm trying to see the role
that this guy plays in your life--

694
00:37:40,005 --> 00:37:43,240
not necessarily your
relationship between him--

695
00:37:43,241 --> 00:37:47,044
I'm not interested in the intimate
details between these two people--

696
00:37:47,045 --> 00:37:50,915
you and your boyfriend.
I'm interested in the kind of relationship

697
00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:56,053
somebody in your business would have
with somebody they actually love.

698
00:37:56,054 --> 00:37:58,755
Let me speak with him and
see how he feels about it.

699
00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:04,094
This journalist mark
is actually really nice.

700
00:38:04,095 --> 00:38:06,496
He's a little intrusive,
but--

701
00:38:06,497 --> 00:38:08,232
<i>Intrusive?</i>
<i>How so?</i>

702
00:38:08,233 --> 00:38:10,868
He's a journalist,
so that's his job, right?

703
00:38:10,869 --> 00:38:13,637
It's just I'm not used
to that really.

704
00:38:13,638 --> 00:38:15,172
He wants
to meet you.

705
00:38:15,173 --> 00:38:18,042
- He wants to meet me?
- Mm-hmm.

706
00:38:18,043 --> 00:38:20,211
What does he want
to meet me for?

707
00:38:20,212 --> 00:38:23,848
He's never met
an escort

708
00:38:23,849 --> 00:38:27,051
that is in a committed
relationship.

709
00:38:27,052 --> 00:38:30,221
<i>He just continues</i>
<i>to keep asking me out.</i>

710
00:38:30,222 --> 00:38:32,990
He's even talked about my
boyfriend too, like if I say--

711
00:38:32,991 --> 00:38:35,292
I feel like he's
gonna be like, "Oh...

712
00:38:35,293 --> 00:38:37,361
bring your boyfriend out,
or we can do this,"

713
00:38:37,362 --> 00:38:39,396
and, "if your
boyfriend's away..."

714
00:38:40,598 --> 00:38:42,666
I know guys that do
stuff like that--

715
00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:45,035
He'll have you bring the boyfriend out
but then hit on you the whole time...

716
00:38:45,036 --> 00:38:48,372
- Exactly.
- That you're with him anyway.

717
00:38:48,373 --> 00:38:50,574
So it doesn't even matter if I
tell him I have a boyfriend or not.

718
00:38:50,575 --> 00:38:52,509
So, I mean...

719
00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:55,812
I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna keep training him

720
00:38:55,813 --> 00:38:59,216
and continue
to blow him off nicely,

721
00:38:59,217 --> 00:39:01,818
but I'm at a loss
right now.

722
00:39:01,819 --> 00:39:04,955
That's like
the worst situation.

723
00:39:04,956 --> 00:39:08,092
I've been there before, but
for girls it's so much worse.

724
00:39:09,527 --> 00:39:11,795
Just kick the crap out of
him every time you see him.

725
00:39:11,796 --> 00:39:13,931
Make him throw up,
so he can't think about

726
00:39:13,932 --> 00:39:16,901
<i>asking you out and then
he'll start to hate you.</i>

727
00:39:16,902 --> 00:39:18,735
<i>I hope so.</i>

728
00:39:18,736 --> 00:39:22,839
- Either that or get in really good shape.
- <i>That's true too.</i>

729
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,875
<i>And then you might want</i>
<i>to go out with him.</i>

730
00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:28,178
<i>I don't know about that.</i>
<i>I'm not sure about that.</i>

731
00:39:28,179 --> 00:39:32,116
<i>You can make him over,</i>
<i>like a work in progress.</i>

732
00:39:34,585 --> 00:39:37,021
- Hi.
- Hi. May I help you?

733
00:39:37,022 --> 00:39:38,822
Glenn wouldn't happen
to be here, would he?

734
00:39:38,823 --> 00:39:41,058
Yes, right this way.

735
00:39:56,607 --> 00:39:58,175
Glenn, someone
to see you.

736
00:39:58,176 --> 00:40:00,577
- Ah, Miss Chelsea, I presume.
- Thanks.

737
00:40:00,578 --> 00:40:02,446
Thanks, Dad.

738
00:40:02,447 --> 00:40:05,482
- What the fuck is up?
- Hello.

739
00:40:09,154 --> 00:40:12,222
So how do you like what I
haven't done with the place?

740
00:40:13,624 --> 00:40:16,427
Uh... This is
your place?

741
00:40:16,428 --> 00:40:18,429
It's kind of
a nice setup.

742
00:40:18,430 --> 00:40:23,834
I've got a little deal
with <i>Pater</i> there.

743
00:40:23,835 --> 00:40:26,470
So you're
supposed to be

744
00:40:26,471 --> 00:40:29,739
a "sophisticated
escort," I read.

745
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:32,742
Would you like a little Schoenberg?

746
00:40:32,743 --> 00:40:35,312
I could improvise
on it for hours.

747
00:40:36,381 --> 00:40:38,315
Ahem--

748
00:40:41,119 --> 00:40:44,688
So what's
on the menu?

749
00:40:44,689 --> 00:40:46,723
What would you
like to know?

750
00:40:46,724 --> 00:40:50,260
Well, it's not so much
what I'd like to know.

751
00:40:50,261 --> 00:40:53,263
It's what I'd like
to feel.

752
00:40:53,264 --> 00:40:56,666
But again...

753
00:40:57,935 --> 00:41:01,205
I don't think you
really understand

754
00:41:01,206 --> 00:41:04,808
what I can do for you
if this goes well.

755
00:41:04,809 --> 00:41:07,577
I trust you've looked
at my site again.

756
00:41:07,578 --> 00:41:11,648
You've seen
some of the girls

757
00:41:11,649 --> 00:41:14,418
who are the stars of
"The Erotic Connoisseur."

758
00:41:14,419 --> 00:41:16,420
I've got a very big
project coming up

759
00:41:16,421 --> 00:41:19,256
that I think, if this works
out, you'd be perfect for.

760
00:41:19,257 --> 00:41:22,726
I'm organizing a junket,
such as it is,

761
00:41:22,727 --> 00:41:25,496
to Dubai.
You know Dubai?

762
00:41:25,497 --> 00:41:28,132
Lots of money.
Very tall buildings.

763
00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:32,736
Arab people with cash flowing
out of their water faucets.

764
00:41:32,737 --> 00:41:36,073
I'm gonna take a bunch
of girls to Dubai.

765
00:41:36,074 --> 00:41:39,843
Everybody there says that the
Russian hookers are the best.

766
00:41:39,844 --> 00:41:41,845
I want to convince
the Dubai elites

767
00:41:41,846 --> 00:41:44,148
that it's best
to buy American.

768
00:41:44,149 --> 00:41:48,018
It's very-- it's all
on the up and up.

769
00:41:48,019 --> 00:41:49,619
The great thing about
the whole project

770
00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:53,623
is that it sounds like
a white slavery ring,

771
00:41:53,624 --> 00:41:56,826
but it's not.

772
00:41:56,827 --> 00:41:58,862
And again, I think
this could be something

773
00:41:58,863 --> 00:42:01,432
that really ups your profile,
gets you more money.

774
00:42:01,433 --> 00:42:06,870
I want to help you.
And you can help me help you

775
00:42:06,871 --> 00:42:09,573
by giving me a
little bit of a sense

776
00:42:09,574 --> 00:42:11,608
of what you're like
to be with.

777
00:42:13,244 --> 00:42:16,813
How does this trip to
Dubai exactly benefit you?

778
00:42:16,814 --> 00:42:18,815
It benefits
everybody.

779
00:42:18,816 --> 00:42:21,485
I've got some people out
there who set up the capital.

780
00:42:21,486 --> 00:42:24,388
We go out there totally
first-class all the way--

781
00:42:24,389 --> 00:42:26,690
private jet,
champagne...

782
00:42:26,691 --> 00:42:27,958
cocaine--

783
00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:29,960
All sorts of
yummy yummy things.

784
00:42:29,961 --> 00:42:32,129
We're out there.
We spend a week.

785
00:42:32,130 --> 00:42:35,031
On your off-hours you
do whatever you like.

786
00:42:35,032 --> 00:42:37,568
But on your on-hours
I bring you to men

787
00:42:37,569 --> 00:42:41,371
who will pay $2500,
$3500, $10,000

788
00:42:41,372 --> 00:42:43,974
just for the pleasure
of shaking your hand.

789
00:42:43,975 --> 00:42:46,076
And then it goes
from there.

790
00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:48,345
If you want
a piece of this,

791
00:42:48,346 --> 00:42:51,315
it might be...

792
00:42:51,316 --> 00:42:53,683
in your interest

793
00:42:53,684 --> 00:42:56,720
to give me some play.

794
00:42:56,721 --> 00:43:01,425
We talked about review
copy, as it were.

795
00:43:01,426 --> 00:43:03,327
I'd like to see
what it's like

796
00:43:03,328 --> 00:43:05,662
to be with someone

797
00:43:05,663 --> 00:43:07,797
as breathtaking

798
00:43:07,798 --> 00:43:11,901
as you are.

799
00:43:11,902 --> 00:43:13,737
Here I have...

800
00:43:13,738 --> 00:43:16,273
a new, hygienic,

801
00:43:16,274 --> 00:43:18,675
lovely Q-tip.

802
00:43:18,676 --> 00:43:21,512
And maybe...

803
00:43:21,513 --> 00:43:25,315
to get a better sense of something,

804
00:43:25,316 --> 00:43:27,684
you could take
this Q-tip

805
00:43:27,685 --> 00:43:32,156
and swab it a bit
on your treasure part...

806
00:43:33,824 --> 00:43:36,860
give it to me,
whereupon I will

807
00:43:36,861 --> 00:43:39,796
take a little taste,
and in this fashion,

808
00:43:39,797 --> 00:43:44,301
I will be able to discern
whether your treasure part

809
00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:47,804
tastes like
fresh maple syrup

810
00:43:47,805 --> 00:43:51,175
poured onto a hot-off-the-griddle
piece of French toast

811
00:43:51,176 --> 00:43:54,178
on the one hand,
or...

812
00:43:54,179 --> 00:43:56,580
a salt lick doused in
chlorine on the other.

813
00:43:56,581 --> 00:43:59,883
You see, this is the thing.
This is the kind of wordplay

814
00:43:59,884 --> 00:44:03,420
the kind of vivid
verbal imagery

815
00:44:03,421 --> 00:44:07,824
that makes "The Connoisseur"
the connoisseur.

816
00:44:07,825 --> 00:44:10,026
<i>Oh, God.</i>

817
00:44:12,029 --> 00:44:14,565
How'd it go?

818
00:44:14,566 --> 00:44:17,668
Thank you.

819
00:44:17,669 --> 00:44:18,768
Not so well.

820
00:44:18,769 --> 00:44:21,338
But I don't really
want to go into that.

821
00:44:21,339 --> 00:44:24,608
I dealt with that and I
just want to leave it there.

822
00:44:24,609 --> 00:44:27,477
But when I came home,
I tried calling Chris,

823
00:44:27,478 --> 00:44:29,779
'cause I really needed him
and he wasn't there.

824
00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:35,619
And meet you-- like, meet
and talk to you Wednesday?

825
00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:37,554
Mm-hmm.

826
00:44:39,657 --> 00:44:44,127
Okay, what is that
gonna entail?

827
00:44:44,128 --> 00:44:46,296
Hopefully more money.

828
00:44:46,297 --> 00:44:48,532
He said he could help
increase my rate.

829
00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:53,937
That's what he said?

830
00:44:53,938 --> 00:44:57,040
<i>What did he say in
relation to the other girl?</i>

831
00:45:02,113 --> 00:45:05,649
<i>He said he reviewed her</i>
<i>and she did really well.</i>

832
00:45:05,650 --> 00:45:08,285
<i>Do you ever get intimidated
by other women's bodies</i>

833
00:45:08,286 --> 00:45:10,254
that are in
competition with you?

834
00:45:10,255 --> 00:45:13,657
Not at all.
I'm very happy with what I have.

835
00:45:13,658 --> 00:45:17,561
You look great, but this is
a high-stress business, right?

836
00:45:17,562 --> 00:45:20,697
- You know?
- True.

837
00:45:20,698 --> 00:45:23,767
I mean, there's always
somebody else.

838
00:45:41,919 --> 00:45:43,953
- Hi, how are you?
- Good. Thank you.

839
00:45:56,667 --> 00:46:00,370
- Hi there, how are you?
- Hi. Good.

840
00:47:09,773 --> 00:47:12,209
Yeah, so what did he
say about that?

841
00:47:12,210 --> 00:47:15,278
You know how Philip was acting
really strange the other day?

842
00:47:15,279 --> 00:47:16,979
Yeah.

843
00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:18,981
Now I know why.

844
00:47:18,982 --> 00:47:20,617
Why?

845
00:47:20,618 --> 00:47:23,186
Or I think
I know why.

846
00:47:23,187 --> 00:47:25,888
I was shopping today.

847
00:47:25,889 --> 00:47:29,492
And I saw him

848
00:47:29,493 --> 00:47:32,995
and some girl outside
who I've never seen.

849
00:47:32,996 --> 00:47:35,965
I think it's
that new girl,

850
00:47:35,966 --> 00:47:38,401
the one the hobbyist
was talking about.

851
00:47:38,402 --> 00:47:40,537
Oh, <i>that</i> new girl.

852
00:47:40,538 --> 00:47:43,806
You think it was her.

853
00:47:43,807 --> 00:47:46,209
What'd she look like?

854
00:47:46,210 --> 00:47:49,246
Similar to me.
She had long brown hair,

855
00:47:49,247 --> 00:47:53,717
thin, pale skin.

856
00:47:53,718 --> 00:47:56,653
She's taller, though.

857
00:47:57,955 --> 00:48:00,423
And that upsets you, of course.
Listen to me.

858
00:48:00,424 --> 00:48:02,425
I don't know how much
this hobbyist

859
00:48:02,426 --> 00:48:06,028
is playing this
to his own favor--

860
00:48:06,029 --> 00:48:08,431
you guys against each other,
the new girl in the street--

861
00:48:08,432 --> 00:48:11,000
to help himself out and try
to get a freebie off you.

862
00:48:11,001 --> 00:48:13,770
And, honestly,
can I tell you something?

863
00:48:13,771 --> 00:48:17,840
You are the best
at everything you do, okay?

864
00:48:17,841 --> 00:48:19,376
And just because
there's some new girl--

865
00:48:19,377 --> 00:48:21,177
there's always going to be new
girls that come on the scene,

866
00:48:21,178 --> 00:48:24,714
but nobody does
what you do, okay?

867
00:48:24,715 --> 00:48:26,949
So please do me a favor and
do not let it stress you out.

868
00:48:26,950 --> 00:48:29,586
I know you're competitive
and want to be the best,

869
00:48:29,587 --> 00:48:32,889
but you <i>are</i>
the best.

870
00:48:32,890 --> 00:48:35,224
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

871
00:48:35,225 --> 00:48:37,059
Can you get me
another drink?

872
00:48:37,060 --> 00:48:38,995
Yes, I can get you
another drink.

873
00:48:44,635 --> 00:48:47,537
Excuse me, guys.

874
00:48:47,538 --> 00:48:50,740
I'll take a ginger ale and whatever
looks like a vodka something.

875
00:48:50,741 --> 00:48:52,742
- What's going on, brother?
- Nothing much.

876
00:48:52,743 --> 00:48:56,546
- Nice to meet you.
- Heavy date?

877
00:48:56,547 --> 00:48:58,415
I'm trying
to cheer my girl up.

878
00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:00,450
Not my date.
It's my girlfriend.

879
00:49:00,451 --> 00:49:03,886
That's all right.
She's having a bad day.

880
00:49:03,887 --> 00:49:06,423
He's been checking her out.

881
00:50:21,432 --> 00:50:25,201
<i>"Buy me."</i>

882
00:50:25,202 --> 00:50:27,036
We're having a conversation
with this one here.

883
00:50:27,037 --> 00:50:28,671
Oh, yes?

884
00:50:28,672 --> 00:50:30,607
He's done very well,
as you can see.

885
00:50:30,608 --> 00:50:33,710
- A lot of red dots in that book.
- A lot of red dots.

886
00:50:33,711 --> 00:50:36,613
Actually, that one
is available.

887
00:50:36,614 --> 00:50:38,615
I love that one.

888
00:50:38,616 --> 00:50:41,885
Kind of reminds me
of a crown.

889
00:50:41,886 --> 00:50:45,321
<i>When I went to meet him,</i>

890
00:50:45,322 --> 00:50:47,624
he listened.

891
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:51,193
He made me feel a way
I haven't felt with Chris

892
00:50:51,194 --> 00:50:54,196
since the first couple
months of being with him,

893
00:50:54,197 --> 00:50:56,933
and probably
more so than that.

894
00:50:56,934 --> 00:51:00,336
Yeah, I mean,
that's great.

895
00:51:00,337 --> 00:51:02,305
I love that when it
happens with a client--

896
00:51:02,306 --> 00:51:05,174
you meet somebody and there's
like a real connection.

897
00:51:05,175 --> 00:51:07,744
It is different.
A client's different

898
00:51:07,745 --> 00:51:11,548
from a boyfriend.
It's a different kind of relationship.

899
00:51:11,549 --> 00:51:13,817
There's boundaries there

900
00:51:13,818 --> 00:51:16,152
where it's just
a little bit artificial,

901
00:51:16,153 --> 00:51:18,154
<i>whereas what you have</i>
<i>with Chris is really--</i>

902
00:51:18,155 --> 00:51:20,824
<i>it's a real relationship.</i>

903
00:51:20,825 --> 00:51:24,093
<i>This is not the end.</i>
<i>This is not the worst.</i>

904
00:51:24,094 --> 00:51:28,097
<i>I think it's going to get much
worse before it gets better.</i>

905
00:51:28,098 --> 00:51:32,134
If I hear one more thing about
this debate, I'm gonna throw up.

906
00:51:32,135 --> 00:51:35,271
If I hear the word "Maverick" one
more time, I'm gonna throw up.

907
00:51:35,272 --> 00:51:37,106
<i>There could be somebody</i>

908
00:51:37,107 --> 00:51:39,876
who just really wants
the real you, right?

909
00:51:44,682 --> 00:51:46,282
I mean,
the real you.

910
00:51:46,283 --> 00:51:48,952
In other words,
that's a lot of money

911
00:51:48,953 --> 00:51:51,454
<i>for a short</i>
<i>period of time.</i>

912
00:51:51,455 --> 00:51:53,155
<i>You don't want to get</i>
<i>the fake diamond.</i>

913
00:51:53,156 --> 00:51:56,860
<i>You want to get</i>
<i>the real diamond.</i>

914
00:51:56,861 --> 00:51:59,161
<i>What else</i>
<i>do you want to know?</i>

915
00:51:59,162 --> 00:52:02,198
<i>Another</i>
<i>blind alley here.</i>

916
00:52:02,199 --> 00:52:04,901
<i>It's the story</i>
<i>of my life.</i>

917
00:52:07,004 --> 00:52:09,372
<i>So listen, the idea</i>
<i>of going home this weekend</i>

918
00:52:09,373 --> 00:52:11,374
is really starting
to bum me out.

919
00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:13,442
And I'm thinking
a crazy thought.

920
00:52:13,443 --> 00:52:15,979
I'm thinking
I'm not going to.

921
00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:18,481
You have any big plans
this weekend?

922
00:52:21,552 --> 00:52:24,120
Want to spend
the weekend together?

923
00:52:25,188 --> 00:52:27,957
Yeah.

924
00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:30,326
Good. You want
to get out of town?

925
00:52:33,230 --> 00:52:35,264
Okay, I'm gonna take
care of some things

926
00:52:35,265 --> 00:52:37,366
I need to do
on Friday morning.

927
00:52:37,367 --> 00:52:39,936
I'm gonna send
a car for you,

928
00:52:39,937 --> 00:52:42,805
take you to this place in the
Hudson Valley I know about.

929
00:52:42,806 --> 00:52:44,908
It's called Monteverde.

930
00:52:44,909 --> 00:52:47,443
And I'm gonna meet you
up there in the afternoon.

931
00:52:47,444 --> 00:52:50,880
We'll spend the weekend together
and see where this thing goes.

932
00:52:50,881 --> 00:52:53,249
Okay.

933
00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:55,652
It's a plan?

934
00:53:54,177 --> 00:53:58,147
<i>About a year ago I found</i>
<i>these books on personology.</i>

935
00:53:58,148 --> 00:54:00,149
<i>So the first thing</i>
<i>I ask a client--</i>

936
00:54:00,150 --> 00:54:02,151
<i>or one of the first</i>
<i>things at least--</i>

937
00:54:02,152 --> 00:54:05,454
<i>is when is their birthday.</i>
<i>And that helps me see</i>

938
00:54:05,455 --> 00:54:07,023
<i>if this person is going
to put me in danger,</i>

939
00:54:07,024 --> 00:54:09,826
<i>if they're gonna be</i>
<i>a risky business decision.</i>

940
00:54:09,827 --> 00:54:13,029
<i>So you vet them out by seeing</i>

941
00:54:13,030 --> 00:54:15,498
<i>if they have their personal
details on the top of their head?</i>

942
00:54:15,499 --> 00:54:17,734
That's right.

943
00:54:17,735 --> 00:54:19,869
The guy you met--
you mentioned him before--

944
00:54:19,870 --> 00:54:22,204
the guy you met
before your boyfriend

945
00:54:22,205 --> 00:54:23,840
that you were kind of
interested in,

946
00:54:23,841 --> 00:54:25,842
he was interested in you.

947
00:54:25,843 --> 00:54:28,244
How did you handle
that situation?

948
00:54:33,517 --> 00:54:35,584
Let's just say
I handled it.

949
00:54:35,585 --> 00:54:38,721
- Yeah, but--
- Or I am handling it.

950
00:54:38,722 --> 00:54:40,757
You are handling it?
It's still going on?

951
00:54:40,758 --> 00:54:42,525
What's next?

952
00:54:44,995 --> 00:54:46,996
Where have you been?

953
00:54:46,997 --> 00:54:49,365
- I've been out.
- Out where?

954
00:54:49,366 --> 00:54:51,433
I've been calling--
I haven't heard from you in hours.

955
00:54:51,434 --> 00:54:53,402
I just had my phone
turned off.

956
00:54:54,772 --> 00:54:57,840
I've been freaking out,
calling you incessantly.

957
00:54:57,841 --> 00:55:00,342
Get that for me.

958
00:55:03,914 --> 00:55:06,049
It broke.

959
00:55:06,050 --> 00:55:08,685
Where have you been?

960
00:55:08,686 --> 00:55:11,620
I told you.
I was out.

961
00:55:13,724 --> 00:55:15,558
It's freezing
out there.

962
00:55:15,559 --> 00:55:17,727
Doing what?

963
00:55:17,728 --> 00:55:20,296
Seeing somebody.
What do you think?

964
00:55:20,297 --> 00:55:23,733
I think that you've been
gone for the entire day

965
00:55:23,734 --> 00:55:25,735
without any contact.
I thought--

966
00:55:25,736 --> 00:55:28,037
I didn't know if you
got attacked or what.

967
00:55:30,741 --> 00:55:33,076
Are you still gonna take
that trip to Vegas?

968
00:55:34,945 --> 00:55:36,946
I have no idea.
No.

969
00:55:36,947 --> 00:55:38,981
I told them, no,
I'm not going to Vegas

970
00:55:38,982 --> 00:55:41,617
'cause you
couldn't come.

971
00:55:41,618 --> 00:55:43,619
I don't know--

972
00:55:43,620 --> 00:55:46,655
What is going on?

973
00:55:46,656 --> 00:55:49,225
- Maybe you should.
- What does that mean?

974
00:55:52,662 --> 00:55:56,099
I met somebody today.

975
00:55:56,100 --> 00:56:00,236
You met somebody?
Okay, what does that mean?

976
00:56:00,237 --> 00:56:02,371
I want to go away
for the weekend.

977
00:56:06,309 --> 00:56:09,078
I'm sorry, I'm not understanding.

978
00:56:09,079 --> 00:56:12,782
You met somebody today--
a client, right?

979
00:56:12,783 --> 00:56:15,785
You know our rule is you
don't go away with clients.

980
00:56:25,695 --> 00:56:30,032
It's just something
I have to do, you know.

981
00:56:30,033 --> 00:56:31,834
No, I don't know.

982
00:56:31,835 --> 00:56:34,137
I don't even know what you're
talking about right now.

983
00:56:34,138 --> 00:56:36,139
Who is this client?

984
00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:38,674
I've actually
never met him,

985
00:56:38,675 --> 00:56:41,778
but there was
something there.

986
00:56:41,779 --> 00:56:43,946
There was definitely
something there.

987
00:56:43,947 --> 00:56:47,150
Today was the first
day you met him?

988
00:56:47,151 --> 00:56:49,886
I just said that,
didn't I?

989
00:56:51,955 --> 00:56:54,123
This is just hard
for me to suddenly--

990
00:56:54,124 --> 00:56:58,928
you're suddenly going away with
someone you met <i>today.</i>

991
00:56:58,929 --> 00:57:01,730
Does this have something
to do with your books?

992
00:57:03,366 --> 00:57:07,236
Yeah, it does.

993
00:57:07,237 --> 00:57:10,106
But that's not
the only reason.

994
00:57:10,107 --> 00:57:16,645
There's just
something about him.

995
00:57:16,646 --> 00:57:18,614
And there's something
I feel I can't miss--

996
00:57:18,615 --> 00:57:20,649
I can't
miss out on.

997
00:57:22,752 --> 00:57:25,621
Okay, let's back up.

998
00:57:25,622 --> 00:57:27,890
Did I do something?
Is this about me?

999
00:57:27,891 --> 00:57:31,060
It's just for two days, Chris.
It's for two days.

1000
00:57:31,061 --> 00:57:33,495
- Okay, I get it.
- I don't know what's gonna happen.

1001
00:57:33,496 --> 00:57:36,265
Is this because of me
talking about Vegas?

1002
00:57:36,266 --> 00:57:38,835
Is this something
to get back at me?

1003
00:57:38,836 --> 00:57:42,004
Not at all.

1004
00:57:43,874 --> 00:57:46,142
What's this
guy's name?

1005
00:57:46,143 --> 00:57:48,077
Don't worry
about his name.

1006
00:57:52,615 --> 00:57:55,451
What does this mean, you're
going away for the weekend?

1007
00:57:55,452 --> 00:57:57,386
I'm just going away
for the weekend.

1008
00:57:57,387 --> 00:57:59,788
That's it or you're
making other plans?

1009
00:57:59,789 --> 00:58:01,858
Look, we've been together
for over a year and a half.

1010
00:58:01,859 --> 00:58:04,426
I'm gonna need more than just
a "hi, how are you doing?"

1011
00:58:04,427 --> 00:58:06,863
"I'm fine. I'm going away
for the weekend." All right?

1012
00:58:06,864 --> 00:58:09,265
You don't even know
this guy.

1013
00:58:09,266 --> 00:58:11,734
Chris, you know
what this means to me.

1014
00:58:11,735 --> 00:58:14,803
You know what my books
mean to me.

1015
00:58:16,039 --> 00:58:18,040
Books.
You know, look,

1016
00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:21,010
I was cool with your books 'cause
it made you feel comfortable

1017
00:58:21,011 --> 00:58:23,179
and it made
your work easier,

1018
00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:27,183
but at the end of the day they're
<i>books--</i> written by some guy

1019
00:58:27,184 --> 00:58:29,518
that probably has never been
in a relationship in his life

1020
00:58:29,519 --> 00:58:32,788
and doesn't know what the
fuck he's talking about, okay?

1021
00:58:32,789 --> 00:58:34,823
- You think so?
- Yeah, I think so.

1022
00:58:34,824 --> 00:58:38,327
I knew you felt that way.
Why didn't you just admit it?

1023
00:58:38,328 --> 00:58:42,031
- Why didn't you admit it?
- Because you weren't talking about leaving me

1024
00:58:42,032 --> 00:58:45,334
For a guy that you read
about in a book, okay?

1025
00:58:45,335 --> 00:58:48,470
- I didn't say I was going to leave.
- We're not living in a book.

1026
00:58:48,471 --> 00:58:51,240
- I said we're going away for a weekend.
- You and I are real.

1027
00:58:51,241 --> 00:58:53,709
It's not just a guideline
or a format for my business.

1028
00:58:53,710 --> 00:58:56,112
It's for my
fucking life.

1029
00:58:58,048 --> 00:58:59,648
No, it's--

1030
00:58:59,649 --> 00:59:02,451
We are our lives.
Do you understand that?

1031
00:59:02,452 --> 00:59:06,355
What you do for work--
you met a client today.

1032
00:59:06,356 --> 00:59:08,524
You didn't meet
your soulmate.

1033
00:59:08,525 --> 00:59:11,460
You didn't meet some guy you
read about in a book, okay?

1034
00:59:11,461 --> 00:59:13,462
I don't know that
and you don't know that.

1035
00:59:13,463 --> 00:59:16,532
No, I do know that.
You don't spend one day with a guy

1036
00:59:16,533 --> 00:59:18,867
and destroy
over-a-year relationship.

1037
00:59:18,868 --> 00:59:23,372
I mean,
we live together.

1038
00:59:23,373 --> 00:59:27,376
We're just gonna
throw that all out?

1039
00:59:27,377 --> 00:59:30,813
I didn't say I was
throwing it all out, Chris.

1040
00:59:30,814 --> 00:59:34,216
I said I need to find out.
I need to figure this out for myself.

1041
00:59:34,217 --> 00:59:35,484
Yeah, well, if you go
on this trip,

1042
00:59:35,485 --> 00:59:39,121
you're throwing
it all out, okay?

1043
00:59:39,122 --> 00:59:41,690
- You understand that?
- You're so selfish.

1044
00:59:41,691 --> 00:59:44,226
There is no going
on this trip.

1045
00:59:45,662 --> 00:59:48,331
You're incredibly selfish.

1046
00:59:48,332 --> 00:59:50,799
- What did you say? I'm selfish?
- You're selfish.

1047
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,235
I'm selfish?
I've bent over backwards for you

1048
00:59:53,236 --> 00:59:56,238
- while you go out and fuck guys for money!
- Don't fucking yell at me.

1049
00:59:56,239 --> 00:59:59,908
And I don't do anything.
I sit here like a jerk-off all day.

1050
00:59:59,909 --> 01:00:02,878
Don't fucking
yell at me.

1051
01:00:10,753 --> 01:00:13,922
- Hello.
- <i>Hi, it's David.</i>

1052
01:00:13,923 --> 01:00:17,059
- Hi.
- <i>How are you?</i>

1053
01:00:17,060 --> 01:00:21,230
A little cold.

1054
01:00:21,231 --> 01:00:23,699
<i>Listen, Christine,</i>

1055
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:26,035
<i>I've been thinking</i>
<i>about you nonstop</i>

1056
01:00:26,036 --> 01:00:28,704
<i>since we said goodbye.</i>

1057
01:00:30,707 --> 01:00:33,642
<i>But I can't come.</i>

1058
01:00:37,381 --> 01:00:39,848
What?

1059
01:00:39,849 --> 01:00:43,785
<i>I'm sorry.</i>
<i>I can't come.</i>

1060
01:00:43,786 --> 01:00:47,356
<i>I have to go home.</i>

1061
01:00:47,357 --> 01:00:50,692
I'm already here.

1062
01:00:50,693 --> 01:00:53,429
<i>I'm really sorry.</i>

1063
01:00:55,032 --> 01:00:59,368
<i>The room's taken
care of, but I just--</i>

1064
01:00:59,369 --> 01:01:01,904
<i>I was video-chatting with
my kids this morning</i>

1065
01:01:01,905 --> 01:01:04,373
<i>and the tears just started</i>
<i>pouring out of me.</i>

1066
01:01:04,374 --> 01:01:06,909
<i>And I realized</i>
<i>I have to go home.</i>

1067
01:01:11,215 --> 01:01:13,916
<i>That's it?</i>

1068
01:01:17,254 --> 01:01:19,822
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1069
01:01:19,823 --> 01:01:21,824
<i>"with her smoky eyes,</i>

1070
01:01:21,825 --> 01:01:24,260
<i>dark straight hair,</i>
<i>and perky little body,</i>

1071
01:01:24,261 --> 01:01:26,262
<i>Chelsea would appear</i>
<i>to have the potential</i>

1072
01:01:26,263 --> 01:01:29,565
<i>to satisfy in the goth</i>
<i>or girl-next-door modes.</i>

1073
01:01:29,566 --> 01:01:32,568
<i>Alas, Chelsea seems intent</i>
<i>on marketing herself</i>

1074
01:01:32,569 --> 01:01:34,970
<i>as a sophisticated</i>
<i>escort.</i>

1075
01:01:34,971 --> 01:01:37,640
<i>With her flat affect,</i>
<i>lack of culture</i>

1076
01:01:37,641 --> 01:01:40,576
<i>and utter refusal to engage,</i>
<i>Chelsea couldn't even dazzle</i>

1077
01:01:40,577 --> 01:01:43,045
<i>the likes of</i>
<i>Forrest-fucking-Gump.</i>

1078
01:01:43,046 --> 01:01:45,881
<i>And that's just where</i>
<i>the problems begin.</i>

1079
01:01:45,882 --> 01:01:49,151
<i>Just as her perky little tits seemed
to literally shrink at my touch,</i>

1080
01:01:49,152 --> 01:01:52,355
<i>so too did the connoisseur's
cock fail to launch</i>

1081
01:01:52,356 --> 01:01:54,357
<i>at the clammy touch</i>
<i>of her hand</i>

1082
01:01:54,358 --> 01:01:57,360
<i>and the lukewarm and loose
embrace of her mouth.</i>

1083
01:01:57,361 --> 01:02:00,929
<i>To quote the great sage
Jamie Gillis in 'Misty Beethoven,'</i>

1084
01:02:00,930 --> 01:02:03,733
<i>'this number is</i>
<i>the Nadir of Passion.'</i>

1085
01:02:03,734 --> 01:02:07,903
<i>A splendid time is absolutely
not guaranteed for all."</i>

1086
01:02:09,306 --> 01:02:12,441
<i>

1087
01:02:12,442 --> 01:02:15,978
<i>

1088
01:02:15,979 --> 01:02:21,284

a critic...

1089
01:02:22,352 --> 01:02:25,788


1090
01:02:27,957 --> 01:02:31,960


1091
01:02:35,432 --> 01:02:36,766


1092
01:02:57,321 --> 01:02:59,755
<i>

1093
01:03:06,095 --> 01:03:12,267
<i>

1094
01:03:12,268 --> 01:03:17,206
<i>
<i>with your beads--

1095
01:03:27,351 --> 01:03:29,385
- Hi.
- Hi.

1096
01:03:31,988 --> 01:03:33,856
Should I come out
or you want to come in?

1097
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:46,902
How are you?

1098
01:03:49,706 --> 01:03:52,541
Good.

1099
01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:56,479
Can I get you
anything?

1100
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:59,782
I'm fine.

1101
01:03:59,783 --> 01:04:03,386
So how's your day
treating you?

1102
01:04:09,025 --> 01:04:11,960
It's been all right.

1103
01:04:13,062 --> 01:04:15,664
Are you sure?

1104
01:04:21,738 --> 01:04:24,039
No.

1105
01:04:27,310 --> 01:04:30,413
Want to talk about it?

1106
01:04:30,414 --> 01:04:33,282
I really shouldn't.

1107
01:04:35,318 --> 01:04:37,352
But it's just been
really bothering me.

1108
01:04:41,425 --> 01:04:43,759
Something happen?

1109
01:04:48,598 --> 01:04:51,333
There's this guy
who runs a message board

1110
01:04:51,334 --> 01:04:54,703
and he's really nobody.

1111
01:04:56,506 --> 01:04:59,174
And...

1112
01:04:59,175 --> 01:05:02,077
he wanted to meet me

1113
01:05:02,078 --> 01:05:04,046
and have sex for the exchange

1114
01:05:04,047 --> 01:05:10,185
that in return he'll write
a good review about me,

1115
01:05:10,186 --> 01:05:12,387
tell people that I gave him

1116
01:05:12,388 --> 01:05:15,424
the time of his life,

1117
01:05:15,425 --> 01:05:18,627
which I already know
I do, but--

1118
01:05:20,630 --> 01:05:23,933
I shouldn't talk about this.
I'm sorry.

1119
01:05:26,269 --> 01:05:29,104
You can if you want.

1120
01:05:36,613 --> 01:05:40,282
He took a Q-tip

1121
01:05:40,283 --> 01:05:42,885
and he asked me
to put it on my vagina.

1122
01:05:46,990 --> 01:05:49,391
<i>This guy probably didn't</i>
<i>shower for three days.</i>

1123
01:05:58,201 --> 01:06:00,135
<i>I'm sorry,</i>
<i>I'm really hot.</i>

1124
01:06:02,906 --> 01:06:05,040
This guy was
just disgusting

1125
01:06:05,041 --> 01:06:08,878
in every sense
of the word.

1126
01:06:08,879 --> 01:06:10,546
I'm sorry,
I feel really stupid.

1127
01:06:10,547 --> 01:06:13,015
I shouldn't be
talking about this.

1128
01:06:14,918 --> 01:06:17,653
It's okay.

1129
01:06:17,654 --> 01:06:21,824
Look, you seem like
you need some air.

1130
01:06:21,825 --> 01:06:23,993
Do you want
to go downstairs?

1131
01:06:23,994 --> 01:06:26,762
You want to take a walk, get
a cup of coffee or something?

1132
01:06:32,836 --> 01:06:35,270
Yeah.
I'd like that.

1133
01:08:45,702 --> 01:08:48,470
Could you put us somewhere a little
further away from everybody else?

1134
01:08:48,471 --> 01:08:49,672
I have something
right over here.

1135
01:08:52,942 --> 01:08:55,544
That's better.
Thank you so much.

1136
01:08:58,882 --> 01:09:02,384
When somebody-- we agreed
to do this, right?

1137
01:09:02,385 --> 01:09:05,287
We agreed to meet here and
have this kind of situation,

1138
01:09:05,288 --> 01:09:07,089
which is a transactional
situation like the one

1139
01:09:07,090 --> 01:09:09,558
you deal with all the time
in your business, right?

1140
01:09:09,559 --> 01:09:13,195
Now we're up to this part
where I'm asking you something

1141
01:09:13,196 --> 01:09:15,831
that would actually be
interesting to me,

1142
01:09:15,832 --> 01:09:17,766
and I feel you're
holding out on me.

1143
01:09:17,767 --> 01:09:22,470
I mean, the thing is that
the inner you is really--

1144
01:09:22,471 --> 01:09:24,673
I mean, there's--

1145
01:09:24,674 --> 01:09:28,077
in this business it's all
about appearance, right?

1146
01:09:28,078 --> 01:09:31,847
If you weren't beautiful, nobody'd
be paying to bang you, right?

1147
01:09:31,848 --> 01:09:34,316
To put it grossly,
right?

1148
01:09:34,317 --> 01:09:38,653
So the thing is that
if you weren't beautiful,

1149
01:09:38,654 --> 01:09:41,023
you wouldn't be
in this business.

1150
01:09:41,024 --> 01:09:43,625
Is that right?

1151
01:09:43,626 --> 01:09:46,095
Do we agree on that?

1152
01:09:46,096 --> 01:09:51,266
So suppose
I like your looks,

1153
01:09:51,267 --> 01:09:53,468
but I'm really much more
interested in the real you

1154
01:09:53,469 --> 01:09:57,172
because I get a sense from
looking at your picture--

1155
01:09:57,173 --> 01:09:59,708
I'm not talking about myself,
but say somebody else--

1156
01:09:59,709 --> 01:10:01,710
I got a feeling
looking at your picture

1157
01:10:01,711 --> 01:10:04,279
and also looking
into your eyes right now

1158
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,314
and the way you're doing
that with your hair

1159
01:10:06,315 --> 01:10:08,951
and the way you're wearing
your little outfit there

1160
01:10:08,952 --> 01:10:11,686
and all that kind of stuff--
and I like your earrings--

1161
01:10:11,687 --> 01:10:14,689
and here's somebody I'd like
to get to know a little better.

1162
01:10:14,690 --> 01:10:17,726
So is that iron door
always gonna be closed?

1163
01:10:20,663 --> 01:10:22,731
For most people, yes.

1164
01:10:22,732 --> 01:10:24,967
Most?

1165
01:10:24,968 --> 01:10:27,136
It's possible that
there might be a crack

1166
01:10:27,137 --> 01:10:29,371
in that little door
you could walk through?

1167
01:10:29,372 --> 01:10:33,108
This kind of thing that you
could possibly get through?

1168
01:10:33,109 --> 01:10:36,411
I assume the armor in your
situation must be very thick,

1169
01:10:36,412 --> 01:10:38,647
just because
it has to be, right?

1170
01:10:38,648 --> 01:10:41,917
So what kind of guy
would it have to be?

1171
01:13:14,637 --> 01:13:17,005
- Hi, Naim.
- Hey, Chelsea.

1172
01:13:17,006 --> 01:13:19,041
- How are you?
- I'm well. How are you?

1173
01:13:19,042 --> 01:13:21,043
Good, thank you.

1174
01:13:21,044 --> 01:13:24,346
- You look lovely.
- Thanks.

1175
01:13:24,347 --> 01:13:28,750
But it's very important that you
vote for McCain-- very important.

1176
01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:31,253
I know. We've had
this discussion.

1177
01:13:31,254 --> 01:13:35,390
The state of Israel
must continue.

1178
01:13:35,391 --> 01:13:37,993
He's the man.

1179
01:13:37,994 --> 01:13:40,662
Everybody's buying gold
'cause they think

1180
01:13:40,663 --> 01:13:45,367
it's a good hedge
against the stock market.

1181
01:13:45,368 --> 01:13:47,836
A friend of mine
told me that today,

1182
01:13:47,837 --> 01:13:50,973
actually said I should
invest my money in gold.

1183
01:13:53,042 --> 01:13:55,643
People think that
you should buy diamonds,

1184
01:13:55,644 --> 01:14:00,182
but diamonds don't really
have a resale value.

1185
01:14:00,183 --> 01:14:03,551
Unfortunately,
it's a myth.

1186
01:14:03,552 --> 01:14:05,988
Gold is
the way to go.

1187
01:14:25,174 --> 01:14:27,376
Here.

1188
01:16:07,683 --> 01:16:08,683
Subtitles by LeapinLar

1189
01:16:09,305 --> 01:16:15,427
OpenSubtitles.org require your login in mx player
for uploading subtitles, please login now

